HOUSE OF REGAN? Sunset Tower

Is Judith Regan in hiding? The freshly canned publisher has been "holed up" with her kids since Friday at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood, according to a source. When Radar called the hotel's switchboard and asked for Regan's room, the call was duly transferred. A woman who identified herself as Mary answered, but insisted, "You've got the wrong room." Upon a second call to the switchboard, the operator claimed—whoops—Regan actually checked out this morning. (And if she didn't, it's a fair bet the operator received a profanity-laced lesson in call-screening.)

Incidentally, according to the Sunset Tower's website, Truman Capote once described the hotel as the site "where every scandal that ever happened happened."

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