Immaculate Conception Cheney Family Miracle
Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM
HEY, A STORK Cheneys
Special news today from America's Second Family (but always first in our hearts): Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne will become grandparents for the sixth time this spring when their lesbian daughter Mary in lesbian collaboration with Heather Poe, her lesbian partner of fifteen lesbian years, gives birth to a bastard child!
AP reports that vice presidential spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride "declined to elaborate on the circumstances of Mary Cheney's pregnancy," but we're sure, wherever he is, David Crosby is smiling today.
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