While you were dreaming of sugar plums and whatnot, our little elves were busy cobbling together these stories for you this week. Before you trudge off for a much needed holiday, check out this look back at the week that was:

• All Time all the time: Emilio called it... No one liked it... The Dude inspired it... Bloggers believed it.

• Judith Regan by the minute, in hiding, and censored on Sirius.

• Harvey Weinstein was made into a gag gift and Rocco DiSpirito simply made America gag.

• Happy Holidays, Chelsea Clinton and Tom Green! You, too, Rosie and all the employees of Shock!

• Melania Knauss, aka Mrs. Donald Trump, showed her birthday suit and Donald went head-to-head with Rosie O'Donnell.

• The New York Observer's Rebecca Dana got a job offer from the New York Times and Britney Spears's latest flak found liberation.

• And finally, all the clothes and accessories we hope you don't get for Christmas this year.