Ripped from the Headlines!

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Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM  
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COWLICK, DRINK, SUCK Torn

• Driving while Torn: It was just a matter of time before Rip Torn realized that, by claiming said moniker, he was asking for it. We'll bite: He was allegedly ripped while driving, and now the law has torn him a new one.

• Hot trends—celebrity mythology: Now, more than ever, we're worshipping our media whores like the canonical figures they are. Why not pay them the ultimate homage by creating a contemporary mythology with Lohan, Hilton, and Spears as our most beloved fractured fairytale princesses?

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