Ripped from the Headlines!
Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM
COWLICK, DRINK, SUCK Torn
• Driving while Torn: It was just a matter of time before Rip Torn realized that, by claiming said moniker, he was asking for it. We'll bite: He was allegedly ripped while driving, and now the law has torn him a new one.
• Hot trends—celebrity mythology: Now, more than ever, we're worshipping our media whores like the canonical figures they are. Why not pay them the ultimate homage by creating a contemporary mythology with Lohan, Hilton, and Spears as our most beloved fractured fairytale princesses?
- Whitney Houston's Life in Pictures — Zap2It
- Rihanna & Katy Perry Get Frisky At The Grammys — Global Grind
- A Look at Hollywood's Hottest Men & Their Adorable Dogs — Celebuzz
- Beyonce Remembers Whitney In A Touching Statement — Global Grind
- Adele at the Grammys: Singer Wins Best Album, Goes Six For Six On The Night — Huffington Post
- Whitney Houston's Daughter Bobbi Kristina Allegedly Rushed To The Hospital — The Frisky
- Click Here & Join Our Facebook Page — Facebook
