People: As suspected, People gets the goods on Brit and K-Fed—the divorce, not the perfectly fine sex tape ruined by the alleged image of K-Fed's unit. People's scoop, however, doesn't come from either horse's mouth. It's all about their seperate New York hotels, their visibly troubled demeanors, their final parting of ways. Softball in-person interview with Brit to come, especially if she or K-Fed decide to come out.

Us: "A vicious fight. Brit in tears. Seperate hotel rooms. How much more can the new mom take from Kevin?" Us asks. About this much.

Star: Britney who? Caught on its heels by a clearly calculated divorce filing, Star reveals that Ryan Phillippe had many, many affairs. Plus Anna Nicole Smith might be ready to annul her marriage, and Nicole Richie might be riding the white horse ... or pony ... or both.

OK!: Personality differences were behind Reese and Ryan's breakup. That and a whole mess o' affairs.

Life & Style: But one thing's clear when it comes to Reese, "It's Even Worse Than She Thought." Plus, Britney Spears's marriage is apparently "crumbling."