TIGHT GUN Cruise

• Top Girdle: Newlywed Tom Cruise sets the man-beauty standard for '07 by saying: To hell with the gym, give me a girdle.



• Also, he heard they were practically giving kids away: Michael Jackson continues to reach for credibility with a planned tour of hospitals in Rwanda.



• Hold the Spice: Looks like that Spice Girls reunion six or seven people have been waiting for won't happen now that holdout Mel B has a sugar daddy and some financial security. Thanks for nothing, Eddie Murphy.



• Candid Cameron: Cameron Diaz comes clean about her nose job. It was for health reasons, but it's still a revelation when a celeb admits to having cosmetic surgery. (Cough, Ashlee. Cough. Excuse us: Autumn bug.)



• Snap!: In a recent interview, celebrity photographer David LaChapelle calls bullshit on Madonna's new Earth Mother image.

• Fashion Giants Share Slim-Fast Secrets
• Against Interpretations

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