BLACK AND TRUE BLUE Madge

• PariCole, back together: Nicole Richie proves there's nothing like resuming a dysfunctional relationship with Paris Hilton to get the donuts flowing down the old gullet again. Bring back chubby Nicole!

• Feddy's friendz: Aside from getting lawyered up, looks like K-Feddy's mobilizing his friends for a good ol' fashioned trailer park rumble! Crack those 40s, y'all!

• Cosby cops feel, makes deal: How can Bill Cosby keep reprimanding the black community when he can't keep his hands to himself?

• Lohan: I won't be ignored! Pushed out of the press by the likes of Rumsfeld and the Democrats, L-Lo gets her heat back by crashing her car. That's three wrecks since March 2005.