Today, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer will introduce the company's new comedian-approved operating system, Vista, in New York City. You know what that means: Time to get psyched! No, more PSYCHED! Get freakin' off-the-wall crazy insane!

Now, DOUBLE IT—TIMES FIVE!

As fans of Ballmer's now classic YouTube video know, when Ballmer rolls into a room, it's time to, "Get up! Get up! C'mon! Woo-hoo! C'mon! Give it up for me! Wooooooh!" The monk-pated Microsofty's enthusiasm makes Howard Dean seem circumspect and Flavor Flav look like a shrinking violet.

So, break out the old MC5, Andrew WK, and James Brown jams and get this nerd party started right!

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