Mark Foley claims he had no physical contact with any of the underage pages he flirted with, but if he had managed to arrange a midnight assignation, he wouldn't have had to go too far.

According to Google Maps, Foley's Washington, D.C., home on D Street is just around the corner from the dormitory where the pages are housed. The 0.2 miles separating the two buildings can be covered in approximately 25 seconds by car, according to the site's directions. The first law of real estate: location, location, location. [Enlarged view after the jump]