WALK OF SHAME Paris at Heatherette

• ... You'd probably lie low for a few days if you'd just been popped for drunk driving. And if you opted not to—if, say, you'd promised to walk the runway for a designer who'd given you an early boost—you'd at least attempt to behave yourself. Paris Hilton is not like you. Everyone's favorite celebutard threw a backstage hissy fit at Heatherette last night that resulted in the show being delayed for over an hour, according to a spy on the scene. As the audience grew anxious, a member of the video crew was heard carping to his producer that Hilton had tried to back out at the last second and had to be guilted into staying.

• ... Is Suzy Menkes losing her juice? Widely regarded as the most important fashion critic around, the International Herald Tribune scribe is said to be the only journalist, apart from Vogue's Anna Wintour, whose tardiness can actually hold up a show. But her reputation failed to precede her yesterday—not once, but twice.

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