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EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Lorre's Latest Vanity Card: 'My Lawyer Ate My Vanity Card'


Posted on Apr 08, 2011 @ 04:25AM - 2 comments

Are you on Team Charlie or Team Chuck?

No matter what you think about the Charlie Sheen Two and a Half Men fiasco, you've got to give show creator and co-executive producer Chuck Lorre his props -- he IS funny.

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His latest vanity card -- flashed for a quick second at the end of his other hit CBS show, The Big Bang Theory, on Thursday night -- featured this short, but sweet little gem: "My lawyer ate my vanity card."

Are you on Team Charlie or Team Chuck?

No matter what you think about the Charlie Sheen Two and a Half Men fiasco, you've got to give show creator and co-executive producer Chuck Lorre his props -- he IS funny.

His latest vanity card -- flashed for a quick second at the end of his other hit CBS show, The Big Bang Theory, on Thursday night -- featured this short, but sweet little gem: "My lawyer ate my vanity card."

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EXCLUSIVE: Charlie Sheen's Lawyer Thought Show Creator's Joke About Sheen Was 'Hysterical'


Posted on Feb 16, 2011 @ 01:50PM - 2 comments

Charlie Sheen’s colleagues are finally showing signs of relief after the creator of Two and a Half Men, Chuck Lorre, posted a personal statement on Monday after the show, joking about Charlie’s drug and porn filled lifestyle.

RadarOnline.com spoke exclusively to Sheen’s attorney, Yale Galanter who revealed his appreciation of Lorre’s humorous personal declaration.

Charlie Sheen’s colleagues are finally showing signs of relief after the creator of Two and a Half Men, Chuck Lorre, posted a personal statement on Monday after the show, joking about Charlie’s drug and porn filled lifestyle.

RadarOnline.com spoke exclusively to Sheen’s attorney, Yale Galanter who revealed his appreciation of Lorre’s humorous personal declaration.

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“I thought Lorre’s statement was hysterical,” Galanter told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Fans of the show are familiar with Lorre’s so-called ‘vanity card’, a statement containing his personal rant, that is only on-screen for a few seconds. The comment this week was directed at Sheen, the star of his show.

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"I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers."

"If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."

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One close friend of the troubled actor, who saw the statement told Radaronline.com, “The dark days are gone for now, and we are thrilled people are joking about the issue.”

“Charlie is really excited to go back to work. He feels great.”

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