A&E debuts the seven part series called Teach: Tony Danza. This interesting show follows the actor as he teaches sophomore English at Philadelphia’s Northeast high school. We see Tony meeting the principal, his students and signing on to be the assistant football coach for the school too.

A new Say Yes to the Dress spin-off premieres tonight on TLC with Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss. In this series, plus size brides search for their dream gowns. In back to back episodes, we meet a bride that rips the dress she tries on, another looking for her dream gown without the dream ring and another finds that her dress is too loose at the final fitting.

Corruption is the theme of Community this evening when some of Jeff’s old law school buddies (appropriately played by Rob Corddry and Drew Carey) come to visit and drag him promptly back into old habits. The gang wants to rescue him -- but instead find themselves getting corrupted too!

And on 30 Rock, Liz gets a surge of confidence when she discovers she’s suddenly turning men’s heads (could it be her hot new boyfriend Carol?) and uses her power to win over a difficult editor. Meanwhile, Jack decides he needs to teach his unborn son with Avery (yay – Elizabeth Banks is appearing tonight) the ropes of life while Tracy prepares for his own wife to give birth.

Dear Modern Family -- we just can’t get enough of you and the smile you leave on our faces week after week! Tonight, Claire’s overprotective side comes roaring out when Alex expresses interest in a boy while Cameron and Mitchell don’t see eye to eye on the merits of public displays of affection. And, Jay makes fun of Gloria’s desire to honor her grandmother’s memory by cooking traditional Columbia cuisine.

And, the newest Law and Order set in Los Angles debuts tonight with a most apropos, ripped from the headlines plotline when the detectives investigate a series of robberies being committed at the homes of young celebrities -- ending with a shocking crime executed at the home of a star and her stage mom!

We are excited and intrigued about tonight’s premiere of ABC’s new sci-fi/family drama No Ordinary Family. It’s about a family (headed by Michael Chiklis and Julie Benz) who develop amazing superpowers after a plane crash in the Amazon. The dad (Chiklis) has immense strength, the mom (Benz) has incredible speed, their 16-year-old daughter is telekinetic and their learning disabled son becomes a genius.

But, the guest stars arriving tonight on Glee are almost too much for us to handle! Britney Spears and John Stamos! A Britney cameo is worked in when Will decides he doesn’t want New Directions to do a Brit routine... meanwhile, Will is incredibly jealous of Emma’s new dentist boyfriend played by none other than Stamos! We like the potential for this sticky love triangle!

So, the Hoff is out on Dancing with the Stars -- who are your bets on for tonight? The Situation’s ego was knocked down a peg or two (or three) when he was bumped to the bottom three -- can he work those abs to the top tonight? And, rumor has it that Sarah Palin is making an appearance in support of her daughter Bristol. But, the truth is, we are so happy to see Jennifer Grey back in action as she truly seems to be the one to beat!

And, over on Gossip Girl, school is back in session as Blair begins Columbia where of course her first order of business is to gain access into an exclusive social club. Meanwhile, Rufus decides to take action with Dan’s unfortunate situation and Serena is (rightfully) distrustful of Serena. A cat fight is brewing there and we know it’ll be a good one!

There’s just one new show premiering tonight -- Blue Bloods on CBS -- and it’s absolutely worth checking out. Tom Selleck stars as the NYC police commissioner and patriarch of a family of cops.

Returning series coming back this evening include Medium where Alison and her daughter share the same dream about a homeless man -- eventually leading the two of them to swap personalities.

And Smallville kicks off their monumental tenth season with Lois saving Clark’s life by removing the blue kryptonite that is incapacitating him.

It’s been a long time since we can remember a night of TV that’s this big and monumental. Just be prepared to put your DVR into overdrive.

New shows include My Generation on ABC that reconnects a group of friends ten years after high school graduation. $#*! My Dad Says on CBS based on the popular Twitter feed and starring William Shatner. And, NBC adds Outsourced to their Thursday night comedy block about an American heading up a call center in India.

But, returning shows back in a big way too. There’s Community with guest star Betty White, Liz Lemon is still dating Carol (AKA Matt Damon) on 30 Rock, we begin Steve Carell’s final season on The Office, Justin Bieber guest stars on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and after the most gripping season finale ever—we meet back up with the Seattle Grace staff on Grey’s Anatomy to see how they’re coping with the fatal shooting spree from last season’s finale.

The TV viewing possibilities are endless tonight. There are FIVE series premieres -- Lonestar, The Event, Chase, Mike and Molly and Hawaii Five-O. And there are SEVEN season premieres -- Dancing With the Stars, How I Met Your Mother, House, Chuck, Rules of Engagement, Two and a Half Men and Castle. So, what do you watch?

Well, this season’s competitors on Dancing with the Stars are probably some of the best yet with Bristol Palin, “The Situation” and David Hasselhoff among those putting on their dancing shoes!

How I Met Your Mother gets interesting with the return of Rachel Bilson. If you recall -- she’s the roommate of the girl that we have yet to see but know will become Ted’s future wife (and subsequent mother of his children). Will we get even a little closer to discovering just who it is that Ted marries this year?

Mom’s are on the brain tonight on a new episode of Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta on TLC. One bride finds it hard to shop for a dress in the wake of her mother’s death. Another, however, is fortunate to have her mother with her—but that doesn’t mean it’s easy!

And on Four Weddings, we’re introduced to even more over the top and crazy brides. On this edition, one bride books samba dancers to make her wedding sizzle while another thinks that she needs a sexy and revealing wedding dress to make her dream day stand out!