It's the story that seemed just too bizarre to be true, and it turns out that it was!

Gordon Ramsay can now sleep easy at night in the knowledge that his porn star dwarf double was not found half-eaten in a badger den, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, the halfpint-sized porn star whose murder by Welsh badgers catapulted him to infamy, is not dead - and doesn't even exist, reported Gawker.com on Tuesday.