Meet Steven Cowan.

The 67-year-old Vermont, Wisconsin man blasted his TV set with a shotgun watching Monday night's edition of Dancing With The Stars, RadarOnline.com has learned, because he didn't care for the steps of one Bristol Palin.

It gets weirder from there: Court documents reveal that after unloading into the TV set, Cowan pointed the gun at his wife, who escaped the house and summoned police, telling them her husband was drunk and threatening suicide. His wife was not harmed in the attack, police told us.