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Charlie Sheen & Dad Spoof Apocalypse Now In Ad For Comedy Central Roast


Posted on Sep 14, 2011 @ 04:00AM - Add a comment

By Radar Staff

Charlie Sheen and his father Martin Sheen team up in a hysterical new ad for the upcoming Comedy Central roast of the former Two and a Half Men star.

In the ad Charlie, with his face painted camouflage, emerges from a body of water like his dad Martin in the 1979 classic, Apocalypse Now saying, “I was going to worst place in the world -- cable.”

Charlie Sheen and his father Martin Sheen team up in a hysterical new ad for the upcoming Comedy Central roast of the former Two and a Half Men star.

In the ad Charlie, with his face painted camouflage, emerges from a body of water like his dad Martin in the 1979 classic, Apocalypse Now saying, “I was going to worst place in the world -- cable.”

At that point, the real Martin Sheen shows up, yelling at Charlie, who's actually in a swimming pool, flanked by two bikini-clad beauties.

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Charlie Sheen Begs Fans 'Help Me Get My Job Back'


Posted on Apr 23, 2011 @ 04:31PM - 36 comments

by Radar Staff

Performing in Tampa, Fla. Friday night, Charlie Sheen made fun of Roger Ebert's cancer....alluded to a ridiculous decades-old urban myth about Richard Gere and a gerbil...was flashed by an intoxicated female....and begged his fans to help him get his Two and a Half Men job back.

But with almost half the seats in the house empty, his fan club looks to be waning.

Performing in Tampa, Fla. Friday night, Charlie Sheen made fun of Roger Ebert's cancer....alluded to a ridiculous decades-old urban myth about Richard Gere and a gerbil...was flashed by an intoxicated female....and begged his fans to help him get his Two and a Half Men job back.

But with almost half the seats in the house empty, his fan club looks to be waning.

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The most interesting element of Friday's show, according to The St. Petersburg Times, was the emergence of sidekick Jeffrey Ross as a real star in the comedy world.

The most interesting element of Friday's show, according to  The St. Petersburg Times was the emergence of sidekick Jeffrey Ross as a real star in the comedy world.

Ross is already well-known as a "roastmaster," and held that role in the Comedy Central Roasts of Joan Rivers, David Hasselhoff and Donald Trump.  He took over the stage for a mini-roast of Sheen, saying "You've made your dad ashamed to have the same fake name with you."

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But with only seven shows left in his My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option tour, Sheen seems to be increasingly concerned about his career future.

He sincerely begged his audience to help him get rehired by the producers of Two and a Half Men.

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"With your support, with a room filled with love, we are going to get my job back," Sheen said.

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VIDEO: The Situation Throws A Grenade (Joke) -- And Bombs At Donald Trump Roast


Posted on Mar 16, 2011 @ 05:50AM - 2 comments

Poor Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino. We knew he can't dance, and now we know he can't tell a joke either.

For some reason (why, we don't know) The Situation was invited to The Comedy Central Roast Of Donald Trump, and one thing we learned is that the 'L' in GLT does NOT stand for laughs.

Here's an example of one 'joke':

"People are hating on him because Trump is always firing people, but it's kind of OK because he completely let himself go anyway," Sorrentino ( who appeared to be having a good time) said to repeated groans in the audience.

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Roasting the Stars on Dancing with the Stars


Posted on May 19, 2009 @ 03:30AM - Add a comment
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The celebrity contestants on Dancing with the Stars will get roasted by Roastmaster General, Jeffrey Ross, for the finale of the show.

Ross tells RadarOnline.com reporter, Tina Malave, he’s not planning to go in for the kill, but rather hopes to simply poke a little good fun at the stars.

Click onto video for Jeffrey Ross’ Finale Plans.

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