It's only been one week since Jessica Simpson gave birth to her first child, and she's already locked up a lucrative deal to lose the baby weight.

According to ABC News, the 31-year-old singer signed a $3 million deal with Weight Watchers in which she'll showcase her fit post-baby body in their national campaign.

The former Miss USA who was caught with an open bottle of bubbly in her car while weaving in and out of traffic at 60 mph has escaped jail time and instead has been sentenced to six months probation.

After pleading no contest to driving while impaired last month, Rima Fakih appeared in a Highland Park, Michigan courtroom on Wednesday where Judge William McConico ordered her to report for probation immediately, reported the Detroit Free Press. She will also carry out 20 hours of community service and pay $600 in fines and costs.

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Despite ratings hitting a season low in March, Ashton Kutcher has locked in a new deal with the producers of Two And A Half Men to return for a second season on the show, but his salary is a far cry from the $1 million an episode he was rumored to be seeking.

Demi Moore’s ex signed a one-year contract with the CBS sitcom and will be paid slightly more than the $700,000 to $725,000 per episode (or about $15 million to $16 million) he is widely thought to be making this season, reported The Hollywood Reporter.

The bidding war for star quarterback Peyton Manning is over.  It was announced Monday the Super Bowl champion will sign with the Denver Broncos, so that means Denver’s current QB Tim Tebow will likely soon be packing his bags.

The deal end weeks of speculation as teams including the San Francisco 49ers, Tennessee Titans, Miami Dolphins and Arizona Cardinals were all rumored to be keen to snag the the four time MVP player.

She’s been out of rehab for less than even 24 hours and already Lindsay Lohan is looking at scores of big money deals.

RadarOnline.com has learned that a New York-based radio station is prepared to offer the starlet and her mother Dina Lohan $1 million to co-host its nationally syndicated morning show.

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The station, Party 105, is located on Long Island in Lindsay’s hometown of Merrick, New York.

According to a rep at JVC Broadcasting, the radio team is prepared to offer Lindsay and her mom a $1 million check to host the morning show, covering a range of topics from trendy fashion tips to entertainment news.

There would also be an advice hotline for fans to call in with questions.

The rep says the financial documents and terms of agreement have been sent to Lohan’s management team but it is not yet known if the starlet, 24, has accepted.

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RadarOnline.com was first to report that Lindsay was released from UCLA Medical Center on Tuesday, well ahead of the 90 days she was ordered to spend inside the hospital’s rehab center by LA Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel.

But while she may be out, the actress will continue to be treated as an outpatient, required to attend five AA meetings a week, will participate with a mental health professional several times a week and must reside in California until November 1.

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Her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, told RadarOnline.com that Lindsay is “taking her sobriety seriously.”

And the actress seems to be making good on that statemen, as RadarOnline.com has learned that she will not be attending the premiere of her new film, Machete.