“Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?”

“If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?”

“Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?”

“Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?”

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