It's the story that seemed just too bizarre to be true, and it turns out that it was!

Gordon Ramsay can now sleep easy at night in the knowledge that his porn star dwarf double was not found half-eaten in a badger den, RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, the halfpint-sized porn star whose murder by Welsh badgers catapulted him to infamy, is not dead - and doesn't even exist, reported Gawker.com on Tuesday.

As details of the bizarre death of Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn star double emerged on Monday, the Hell's Kitchen host's former mistress gave her reaction to the strange case.

"Even at his vertically challenged height, I'm sure this dwarf was more of a man than Gordon Ramsay ever will be," Sarah Symonds, who claimed she had an on-and-off fling with Ramsay for seven years, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his uncanny resemblance to the reality TV star when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."